1 00:00:02,233 --> 00:00:03,267 RUDY: Flying. 2 00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:04,867 -(GROANS) -Electricity. 3 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:09,867 And that is camouflage. You are superheroes, guys, you are! 4 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:12,900 -The Jumper Posse. -This is our destiny! 5 00:00:13,033 --> 00:00:14,200 We're getting a better name. 6 00:00:15,267 --> 00:00:17,033 There's nothing I can do to help anyone. 7 00:00:17,167 --> 00:00:19,467 But you can make a difference. 8 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:22,967 ABBY: You're the only one of us who could actually change people's lives. 9 00:00:23,100 --> 00:00:24,633 What's gonna happen if we do have the baby? 10 00:00:24,767 --> 00:00:27,300 You're just gonna disappear and leave me to fend for myself? 11 00:00:27,433 --> 00:00:30,633 If you want someone who's gonna be a good dad and look after this fucking baby, 12 00:00:30,767 --> 00:00:32,067 then you've got the wrong Rudy. 13 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:33,800 Cause I'm the shit one, or don't you remember that? 14 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:35,633 Fuck you! 15 00:00:36,300 --> 00:00:37,667 Fucking coward. 16 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,000 GREG: Do you know... 17 00:00:45,167 --> 00:00:46,267 What today is? 18 00:00:47,567 --> 00:00:48,567 Tuesday? 19 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:50,200 Today... 20 00:00:51,500 --> 00:00:54,533 Is the last day of your community service. 21 00:00:55,267 --> 00:00:56,467 It's all over. 22 00:00:56,600 --> 00:00:57,600 Seriously? 23 00:00:58,833 --> 00:00:59,900 Are you kidding? 24 00:01:01,533 --> 00:01:04,900 Now you had a chance to do something positive. 25 00:01:05,067 --> 00:01:07,200 To give something back, to help people, 26 00:01:07,333 --> 00:01:10,800 to really make a difference to their lives. 27 00:01:13,067 --> 00:01:14,067 You've failed. 28 00:01:16,767 --> 00:01:17,733 Dismally. 29 00:01:20,100 --> 00:01:22,433 Do you wanna know what the real tragedy is? 30 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:24,667 This moment, 31 00:01:25,433 --> 00:01:26,433 right here, 32 00:01:27,300 --> 00:01:29,133 right now... 33 00:01:29,267 --> 00:01:31,133 This is as good as it gets for you. 34 00:01:33,100 --> 00:01:34,800 (THEME SONG PLAYING) 35 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:48,967 The people churning 36 00:01:49,100 --> 00:01:52,667 The price is what? 37 00:02:07,367 --> 00:02:10,967 This place is heaven 38 00:02:11,100 --> 00:02:13,933 They're saying... 39 00:02:17,533 --> 00:02:18,833 Hello? 40 00:02:27,567 --> 00:02:28,933 What've you done to this place? 41 00:02:29,067 --> 00:02:30,667 RUDY: It's a superhero lair. 42 00:02:31,700 --> 00:02:32,700 Guys. 43 00:02:33,900 --> 00:02:35,500 It's your superhero lair. 44 00:02:36,667 --> 00:02:38,433 There are your costumes. 45 00:02:38,567 --> 00:02:39,967 You're gonna be on community service. 46 00:02:41,467 --> 00:02:44,200 It is your secret identity. 47 00:02:44,333 --> 00:02:46,667 Do we actually have to go around picking up litter and shit? 48 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:48,933 No, you don't have to go around picking... 49 00:02:49,067 --> 00:02:52,333 You just pretend you're picking up litter and excrement. 50 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:56,167 No one's gonna suspect you're superheroes, 51 00:02:56,300 --> 00:02:59,067 they're just gonna think you are a bunch of useless ASBO delinquents. 52 00:03:09,467 --> 00:03:10,567 Let's do some good. 53 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:12,800 (UNLOCKING) 54 00:03:18,067 --> 00:03:19,567 Who you looking at? 55 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,633 You shouldn't break into other people's cars. 56 00:03:21,767 --> 00:03:23,567 What's that? 57 00:03:23,700 --> 00:03:26,467 You shouldn't... Break into cars. 58 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:28,967 Jog on, or I will fuck you up. 59 00:03:31,900 --> 00:03:32,900 (UNLOCKING) 60 00:03:34,633 --> 00:03:35,633 (POWERING UP) 61 00:03:38,300 --> 00:03:39,333 (SCREAMING) 62 00:03:41,500 --> 00:03:43,167 What're you doing? You've killed him! 63 00:03:43,300 --> 00:03:44,233 That's really bad! 64 00:03:44,367 --> 00:03:46,133 He's fine! I just stunned him. 65 00:03:47,533 --> 00:03:49,200 HELEN: What do we do with him? 66 00:03:49,333 --> 00:03:50,600 What would other superheroes do? 67 00:03:51,333 --> 00:03:52,367 The Hulk would do this. 68 00:03:54,667 --> 00:03:55,733 (YELLING) 69 00:04:01,300 --> 00:04:02,300 (CLEARS THROAT) 70 00:04:09,067 --> 00:04:10,067 Police. 71 00:04:11,267 --> 00:04:12,500 I wanna report a crime. 72 00:04:14,867 --> 00:04:16,533 I really liked your Hulk impression. 73 00:04:19,733 --> 00:04:22,367 I like the idea of being a nurse. 74 00:04:23,700 --> 00:04:25,067 Or a shepherd. 75 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:26,900 What qualifications do you need to be a shepherd? 76 00:04:27,067 --> 00:04:28,667 You need a crop. 77 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:30,600 Well-trained border collie, and a profound love of sheep, love. 78 00:04:30,733 --> 00:04:32,933 I'll tell you where I'm not gonna be in a year's time, 79 00:04:33,067 --> 00:04:35,500 and that is working behind a bar. 80 00:04:35,633 --> 00:04:40,567 I, for one, will be enjoying my life as a multi-millionaire! 81 00:04:40,700 --> 00:04:42,200 -(RUDY CHUCKLING) -Scratch card? 82 00:04:43,667 --> 00:04:45,200 It's genius! Why didn't I think of that? 83 00:04:45,333 --> 00:04:46,767 Well, not everyone's as blessed in the brains 84 00:04:46,900 --> 00:04:50,200 and trouser department as I am, are they? 85 00:04:50,333 --> 00:04:52,533 (CLEARS THROAT) If you play enough of them, odds are, 86 00:04:52,667 --> 00:04:55,167 you're in for a big win and that's just basic science. 87 00:04:57,500 --> 00:05:00,233 One more melon, that's me. You fucking... 88 00:05:00,367 --> 00:05:01,700 -Apple. -(GROANS) 89 00:05:01,833 --> 00:05:03,867 For fuck's sake. (GROANS) 90 00:05:04,067 --> 00:05:05,433 -Shame. -Piss off. 91 00:05:06,433 --> 00:05:07,433 What? 92 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:10,633 -You all right? -Yeah, never better. 93 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:13,167 Never better. 94 00:05:14,300 --> 00:05:16,067 What? 95 00:05:16,133 --> 00:05:18,500 Do I detect an overwhelming sense of sexual disappointment? 96 00:05:19,067 --> 00:05:20,700 Prick. 97 00:05:20,833 --> 00:05:23,200 Why can't you just be happy for me? 98 00:05:23,333 --> 00:05:24,667 Oh, man, that was a joke! 99 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:26,167 Oh, for fuck's sake. 100 00:05:26,300 --> 00:05:27,367 You all right? 101 00:05:36,533 --> 00:05:40,067 Jess. Jess, please, just give me... Give me a minute. 102 00:05:40,133 --> 00:05:44,100 How much longer are you going to punish me for... I fucking panicked. 103 00:05:44,233 --> 00:05:47,300 All I could see before me was impending fatherhood, 104 00:05:47,433 --> 00:05:49,700 followed by middle age and then death. 105 00:05:49,833 --> 00:05:51,333 I needed you and you weren't there for me. 106 00:05:51,467 --> 00:05:54,500 I know I wasn't there for you, I know. But I am here now. 107 00:05:56,467 --> 00:05:57,533 It's who you are. 108 00:05:58,867 --> 00:05:59,867 (LAUGHS) 109 00:06:01,233 --> 00:06:03,067 I was stupid to think this could work. 110 00:06:04,433 --> 00:06:05,467 I can't do this. 111 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:07,767 Jess! For fuck's sake. 112 00:06:14,100 --> 00:06:15,100 You go first. 113 00:06:17,267 --> 00:06:18,467 (SIGHS) 114 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:19,700 Do you know what, erm... 115 00:06:19,833 --> 00:06:22,567 I wasn't actually gonna put anything on. 116 00:06:22,700 --> 00:06:25,500 I was just using it as an excuse to get away from someone. 117 00:06:25,633 --> 00:06:26,600 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 118 00:06:28,567 --> 00:06:29,567 Can I buy you a drink? 119 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:35,567 Yeah. Actually, sure. 120 00:06:49,767 --> 00:06:50,767 (GROANS) 121 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:55,733 I should go. 122 00:06:57,667 --> 00:06:59,467 When can I see you again? 123 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:02,167 Things are really complicated for me, right now. 124 00:07:02,300 --> 00:07:03,767 I like you, you like me. 125 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:06,767 Just give me a chance. 126 00:07:06,900 --> 00:07:08,600 Get to know me. I'm a cool guy. 127 00:07:08,733 --> 00:07:10,833 You just have to spend some time with me. 128 00:07:10,967 --> 00:07:13,500 We had a nice time. Let's just leave it at that, yeah? 129 00:07:13,633 --> 00:07:14,967 We can make this work. 130 00:07:15,933 --> 00:07:17,533 We have a future together. 131 00:07:17,667 --> 00:07:19,700 Hmm. We don't have a future. 132 00:07:19,833 --> 00:07:21,500 You don't decide. 133 00:07:21,633 --> 00:07:22,633 I do. 134 00:07:23,233 --> 00:07:24,400 (JESS GASPS) 135 00:07:24,533 --> 00:07:26,100 Get off. 136 00:07:26,233 --> 00:07:27,933 Get your fucking hand off me! 137 00:07:28,067 --> 00:07:29,067 I'll show you. 138 00:07:45,933 --> 00:07:47,200 I should go. 139 00:07:48,500 --> 00:07:49,600 Go where? 140 00:07:50,733 --> 00:07:52,133 Home. 141 00:07:52,267 --> 00:07:53,867 -This is your home. -(SIGHS) 142 00:07:57,233 --> 00:07:58,500 (BABY WHIMPERING) 143 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:00,867 What is that? 144 00:08:01,933 --> 00:08:02,933 It's our son. 145 00:08:05,867 --> 00:08:09,633 He wants you. He needs feeding. 146 00:08:09,767 --> 00:08:11,567 That supposed to be funny? 147 00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:14,867 -He's our son. -(BABY COUGHING) 148 00:08:15,067 --> 00:08:16,067 Look at him. 149 00:08:31,333 --> 00:08:32,667 LUKE: He's got your eyes. 150 00:08:33,900 --> 00:08:35,267 What did you do? 151 00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:37,800 I threw us forward through time. 152 00:08:39,633 --> 00:08:40,867 We had a baby. 153 00:08:41,933 --> 00:08:42,933 We're parents. 154 00:08:44,100 --> 00:08:45,867 No, I haven't got a fucking baby. 155 00:08:46,067 --> 00:08:47,133 LUKE: Do you want to hold him? 156 00:08:49,767 --> 00:08:51,200 He's... He's not mine. 157 00:08:52,733 --> 00:08:54,200 I know it's confusing. 158 00:08:55,133 --> 00:08:56,633 But you have a new life now. 159 00:08:56,767 --> 00:08:58,700 And me and Leo are a big part of it. 160 00:09:00,467 --> 00:09:01,500 He needs you. 161 00:09:02,233 --> 00:09:03,333 He needs his mum. 162 00:09:06,567 --> 00:09:07,900 (BABY WHIMPERING) 163 00:09:09,833 --> 00:09:11,300 He's so beautiful. 164 00:09:12,733 --> 00:09:14,633 Take me back. 165 00:09:14,767 --> 00:09:18,100 I want you to take me back in time. You fix this! 166 00:09:18,233 --> 00:09:19,767 You take me back! 167 00:09:19,900 --> 00:09:21,800 This is your life now. 168 00:09:21,933 --> 00:09:24,367 You accept that or I'll throw us back through time. 169 00:09:26,067 --> 00:09:27,700 I'll keep doing it until I get it right. 170 00:09:28,567 --> 00:09:30,533 You won't remember a thing! 171 00:09:30,667 --> 00:09:33,967 We can do this again and again and again. 172 00:09:34,100 --> 00:09:37,300 I'm not giving up you and our baby. 173 00:09:37,433 --> 00:09:41,200 I will never fall in love with you, you creepy, fucking prick! 174 00:09:41,333 --> 00:09:43,667 Give it time. 175 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:45,800 I can give us all the time we need. 176 00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:50,067 You're not like the other girls. 177 00:09:51,733 --> 00:09:53,067 You've done this before. 178 00:09:53,167 --> 00:09:55,400 Spend the day with him. 179 00:09:55,533 --> 00:09:57,133 He is going to break your heart. 180 00:09:59,433 --> 00:10:00,867 I have to get ready for work. 181 00:10:07,333 --> 00:10:09,300 You can't do this! 182 00:10:09,433 --> 00:10:12,667 You can't leave me with him, he's not my fucking baby! 183 00:10:15,100 --> 00:10:16,533 (BABY BABBLING) 184 00:10:35,067 --> 00:10:38,833 OPERATOR: Sorry, the number you have called is currently unavailable. 185 00:10:38,967 --> 00:10:40,233 Please try again later. 186 00:10:40,367 --> 00:10:41,667 What the fuck? 187 00:10:52,633 --> 00:10:53,633 Finn. 188 00:10:54,567 --> 00:10:56,333 Oh, thank God. Finn. 189 00:11:04,167 --> 00:11:05,233 Where's Finn? 190 00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:07,800 I think he's in the office. 191 00:11:23,067 --> 00:11:24,767 Finn? 192 00:11:24,900 --> 00:11:27,333 Yes... Jess! 193 00:11:27,467 --> 00:11:30,100 Oh my God. Where have you been? What happened to you? You... 194 00:11:30,633 --> 00:11:32,067 You disappeared! 195 00:11:32,133 --> 00:11:34,433 Er, there's this guy called Luke. 196 00:11:34,567 --> 00:11:37,700 He used this power and he says he threw me through time, like... 197 00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:41,233 (BABY CRIES) 198 00:11:41,900 --> 00:11:42,900 FINN: What's... 199 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:45,333 Is that yours? 200 00:11:47,633 --> 00:11:49,200 JESS: He says it's mine. 201 00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:51,067 This is fucked up. 202 00:11:51,167 --> 00:11:52,633 You just vanished. 203 00:11:52,767 --> 00:11:54,467 We searched everywhere. We... 204 00:11:55,467 --> 00:11:56,500 We thought you were dead. 205 00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,467 None of us had seen you in over a year. 206 00:12:03,267 --> 00:12:05,400 Why are you wearing an ID badge? 207 00:12:05,533 --> 00:12:08,833 And why are you... Dressed like a dick? 208 00:12:08,967 --> 00:12:12,833 I'm a trainee probation worker. This is the required look. 209 00:12:12,967 --> 00:12:14,967 You're a trainee probation worker? 210 00:12:15,100 --> 00:12:16,067 Yes. 211 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:20,067 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 212 00:12:20,133 --> 00:12:21,300 You're shitting me, aren't you? 213 00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:28,300 It's amazing to think that came out of Jess's twat. 214 00:12:30,233 --> 00:12:33,533 You are an industrial tribunal just waiting to happen. 215 00:12:33,667 --> 00:12:34,733 It's called a vagina. 216 00:12:36,267 --> 00:12:38,367 You're not gonna bloody believe this. 217 00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:40,300 -There's no golf sale. -How do you mean? 218 00:12:40,433 --> 00:12:44,200 Look, I've been standing out there for two weeks, holding this proxy sign. 219 00:12:44,333 --> 00:12:48,433 I go to collect my wages, there's no golf sale. 220 00:12:48,567 --> 00:12:50,833 Think I've been the victim of a cruel practical joke. 221 00:12:50,967 --> 00:12:51,967 (SIGHS) 222 00:12:54,933 --> 00:12:56,367 Cute baby. 223 00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:58,633 Yeah, about the baby... 224 00:13:05,133 --> 00:13:06,867 Do you know what I was doing, 225 00:13:08,267 --> 00:13:09,267 when you so... 226 00:13:10,333 --> 00:13:13,200 Rudely interrupted me? 227 00:13:13,333 --> 00:13:14,967 I'm guessing it wasn't showering. 228 00:13:15,100 --> 00:13:16,733 I was 19. 229 00:13:16,867 --> 00:13:20,133 And a half, I was into a Murder She Wrote marathon. 230 00:13:20,833 --> 00:13:21,833 Jess is back. 231 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:24,067 ABBY: Where is she? 232 00:13:24,133 --> 00:13:25,233 She's in the shitter. 233 00:13:25,367 --> 00:13:27,233 She said something about some bloke 234 00:13:27,367 --> 00:13:29,433 who's thrown her forward through time. 235 00:13:29,567 --> 00:13:31,967 -You okay? -(CRYING) I'm fine. 236 00:13:32,100 --> 00:13:33,200 I'm fine. 237 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:39,333 So, the worm's returned, 238 00:13:39,467 --> 00:13:42,500 with her fucking bushy tail between her legs. 239 00:13:43,267 --> 00:13:45,133 It's too late, guys. 240 00:13:45,267 --> 00:13:48,867 It's too late. Because I've forgot about her very existence. 241 00:13:51,067 --> 00:13:52,167 She's back! 242 00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:56,167 (SOBBING) Jessica's back. Oh, man. 243 00:14:00,567 --> 00:14:01,700 (SOBBING) 244 00:14:13,867 --> 00:14:16,267 -Is he having a mental breakdown? -(RUDY WHIMPERING) 245 00:14:18,067 --> 00:14:19,067 JESS: Rudy? 246 00:14:20,300 --> 00:14:21,300 Huh? 247 00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:24,467 Oh, Jess. 248 00:14:27,833 --> 00:14:28,867 (RUDY SIGHING) 249 00:14:32,067 --> 00:14:33,700 You look like shit. 250 00:14:33,833 --> 00:14:35,667 It's been a bit of a rough year. 251 00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:39,867 My vigorous grooming and personal hygiene regime might have... 252 00:14:41,467 --> 00:14:42,867 Slipped, just a bit. 253 00:14:45,133 --> 00:14:48,067 Did Finn tell you about the baby? 254 00:14:52,700 --> 00:14:54,267 Is, is that... 255 00:14:55,467 --> 00:14:57,433 Is he mine? 256 00:14:57,567 --> 00:15:00,067 I don't know. I, I don't think so. 257 00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:01,800 I think it's Luke's. 258 00:15:01,933 --> 00:15:03,300 Who the fuck is Luke? 259 00:15:16,433 --> 00:15:17,767 Are you gonna pick that up? 260 00:15:20,867 --> 00:15:22,300 You pick it up. 261 00:15:22,433 --> 00:15:24,067 Isn't that what you're supposed to be doing? 262 00:15:28,467 --> 00:15:29,600 (MAN SCREAMING) 263 00:15:32,567 --> 00:15:35,067 -How high is that? -It's high. 264 00:15:36,767 --> 00:15:38,333 (SCREAMING) 265 00:15:38,467 --> 00:15:40,067 -(SPLATTERING) -Ugh. 266 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:42,633 What are you doing? 267 00:15:42,767 --> 00:15:44,233 You dropped him right there, you splattered us! 268 00:15:44,367 --> 00:15:46,767 I've told you before. 269 00:15:46,900 --> 00:15:50,067 Yeah, well... That's one less wanker to deal with. 270 00:16:28,767 --> 00:16:31,200 RUDY: How's it going? See any action? 271 00:16:31,333 --> 00:16:33,567 Nothing much. We got some guy dropping litter. 272 00:16:33,700 --> 00:16:35,467 What did you do to him? 273 00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:38,067 We let him off with a very stern warning. 274 00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:39,667 He won't be doing that again. 275 00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:41,067 What're you up to? 276 00:16:41,133 --> 00:16:43,967 I'm just, I'm going through the papers. 277 00:16:47,767 --> 00:16:49,400 You staying at mine tonight? 278 00:16:49,900 --> 00:16:50,867 Yeah. 279 00:16:58,833 --> 00:16:59,867 -Oh. -You all right? 280 00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:02,600 What? 281 00:17:04,533 --> 00:17:05,767 I've had an haircut. 282 00:17:07,300 --> 00:17:09,333 Here. Crisps are for you. 283 00:17:10,067 --> 00:17:11,133 Milk's for him. 284 00:17:11,267 --> 00:17:13,067 And the scratch cards for me. 285 00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:14,433 Game on. Let's do this. 286 00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:19,533 (GROANS) Fuck. 287 00:17:24,067 --> 00:17:25,100 How's Rudy Two? 288 00:17:26,933 --> 00:17:29,100 We just... We don't see much of each other any more. 289 00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:31,767 Birthdays. 290 00:17:31,900 --> 00:17:34,567 Religious holidays, Easter, Christmas. 291 00:17:35,933 --> 00:17:36,933 Ramadan. 292 00:17:37,067 --> 00:17:38,067 (CHUCKLES) 293 00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:42,567 I never stopped, you know. 294 00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:46,800 I never stopped looking for you. 295 00:17:47,833 --> 00:17:49,667 I always sort of hoped and prayed 296 00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:52,200 you'd just come sashaying through the door. 297 00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:55,300 Just give me one of 'em killer smiles 298 00:17:55,433 --> 00:17:57,500 and I could just tell you how sorry I was. 299 00:17:57,633 --> 00:17:59,833 Look. 300 00:18:00,067 --> 00:18:02,600 I'm not gonna pretend that I wasn't angry with you. 301 00:18:03,733 --> 00:18:05,133 But this, this... 302 00:18:06,733 --> 00:18:09,367 Whole thing is so messed up. 303 00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:13,833 I don't even feel like it's my baby. 304 00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:17,133 I don't feel... 305 00:18:18,267 --> 00:18:19,367 Anything. 306 00:18:24,067 --> 00:18:26,200 (CHUCKLES) He's got your eyes. 307 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:30,600 A beautiful chestnut brown. 308 00:18:33,333 --> 00:18:34,500 You all right, little man? 309 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:36,567 How you diddling? 310 00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:38,500 (CHUCKLES) 311 00:18:39,700 --> 00:18:41,800 Christ, look at his tiny little hands. 312 00:18:43,833 --> 00:18:46,067 Strong enough to crush a grown man's heart, they are. 313 00:18:47,333 --> 00:18:49,100 He'd squeeze the life right out of him. 314 00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:55,267 So, what happens now? 315 00:18:57,233 --> 00:18:59,500 I've no fucking idea what happens now. 316 00:19:19,967 --> 00:19:21,133 Those three... 317 00:19:27,933 --> 00:19:28,900 (SIGHS) 318 00:19:30,833 --> 00:19:31,833 Speak. 319 00:19:32,667 --> 00:19:33,700 Head Office called. 320 00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:38,833 There's no record of them being sentenced to community service. 321 00:19:40,533 --> 00:19:42,467 They shouldn't be here. 322 00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:47,700 Well, there's a perfectly reasonable way to handle this. 323 00:19:49,167 --> 00:19:50,333 Which is? 324 00:19:50,467 --> 00:19:51,700 Why are you here? 325 00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:53,667 Why? 326 00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:54,867 Why? 327 00:19:55,067 --> 00:19:56,233 Why? Why? Why? 328 00:19:56,367 --> 00:19:58,200 (SCREAMING) Why? Why? Why? 329 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:05,000 A probation worker must learn to wear many masks. 330 00:20:08,467 --> 00:20:09,567 Best friend. 331 00:20:11,667 --> 00:20:12,667 Father figure. 332 00:20:15,700 --> 00:20:16,833 Tearful clown. 333 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:23,533 What's up, dog? 334 00:20:27,433 --> 00:20:29,000 Help me out with something. 335 00:20:29,133 --> 00:20:33,000 There's no record of you ever being sentenced to community service. 336 00:20:33,133 --> 00:20:35,767 So I was kind of wondering why you're here. 337 00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:38,167 You know, I'm sure there's other things you could be doing. 338 00:20:38,300 --> 00:20:39,767 Pretty girl like yourself. 339 00:20:42,133 --> 00:20:43,467 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 340 00:20:49,767 --> 00:20:52,167 You killed a trainee probation worker. 341 00:20:52,300 --> 00:20:53,433 I only stunned him. 342 00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:56,767 He's on to us. 343 00:20:56,900 --> 00:21:00,767 -What do we do with him? -We'll have to bury him under the flyover. 344 00:21:00,900 --> 00:21:02,967 We buried so many people, there's no room left under the flyover. 345 00:21:03,100 --> 00:21:04,567 What's that? 346 00:21:04,700 --> 00:21:05,667 There's no room. 347 00:21:06,900 --> 00:21:08,800 We'll have to start double banking them. 348 00:21:14,267 --> 00:21:15,267 Shit. Shovels. 349 00:21:27,067 --> 00:21:28,100 (CAR ENGINE STARTS) 350 00:21:47,233 --> 00:21:48,400 (CAR SPEEDING AWAY) 351 00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:57,767 (CLATTERING) 352 00:21:57,900 --> 00:21:59,300 (CAR TYRES SCREECH) 353 00:22:03,567 --> 00:22:05,367 I know what you've been doing. 354 00:22:07,067 --> 00:22:09,067 You've been killing people. 355 00:22:09,133 --> 00:22:12,967 Kinda. Only people that deserve it, only wankers. 356 00:22:13,100 --> 00:22:16,067 You don't get to decide, Sam. 357 00:22:16,167 --> 00:22:19,467 This is not how it's supposed to be, you're meant to be superheroes. 358 00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:22,333 You telling me the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles never killed some ignorant 359 00:22:22,467 --> 00:22:24,567 fucker for dropping litter or shitting in the street? 360 00:22:24,700 --> 00:22:27,133 No, they didn't. 361 00:22:27,267 --> 00:22:30,700 Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello and Raphael 362 00:22:30,833 --> 00:22:33,967 would never have done any of them things. They lived by a code! 363 00:22:34,100 --> 00:22:36,267 Okay, bad example. 364 00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:39,567 But look, you just get so sick of dealing with the same scumbags, 365 00:22:39,700 --> 00:22:41,167 the courts don't do anything. 366 00:22:41,300 --> 00:22:43,667 The fine, community service, it's a joke. 367 00:22:45,267 --> 00:22:48,067 We came up with a more permanent solution. 368 00:22:48,167 --> 00:22:49,533 Murdering? 369 00:22:49,667 --> 00:22:51,767 Well, if you say it like that, it sounds bad. 370 00:22:53,500 --> 00:22:55,900 We'd really like you to be okay with this. 371 00:22:56,067 --> 00:22:58,467 I'm not okay with it. 372 00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:02,700 I'm not okay. I'm very far from being okay. 373 00:23:02,833 --> 00:23:05,333 I'm actually very bloody angry. 374 00:23:13,467 --> 00:23:15,567 (SIGHS) Do you know what... 375 00:23:18,833 --> 00:23:20,600 What are you doing? 376 00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:23,267 Well, he wanted to suckle on something, and you weren't here. 377 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:24,600 I know they're not as beautiful as yours, right, 378 00:23:24,733 --> 00:23:27,067 but any nipple in a storm, eh, mate? 379 00:23:27,133 --> 00:23:29,300 (CHUCKLES) 380 00:23:29,433 --> 00:23:32,067 -Go on, then. -It's not sucking on my tit, put it in the pram. 381 00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:34,433 -All right. -(BABY COOING) 382 00:23:34,567 --> 00:23:35,900 One sec. 383 00:23:36,067 --> 00:23:38,967 -Here we go, here we go, here we go. -(BABY GURGLING) 384 00:23:40,067 --> 00:23:41,733 (TALKING GIBBERISH) 385 00:23:44,433 --> 00:23:45,400 Is that milk? 386 00:23:47,167 --> 00:23:48,167 Oh, my God. 387 00:23:51,333 --> 00:23:52,333 I'm lactating. 388 00:23:56,500 --> 00:23:58,100 Love's stronger than biology, guys. 389 00:23:58,233 --> 00:24:00,067 (MOBILE VIBRATING) 390 00:24:03,500 --> 00:24:07,467 (STUTTERS) Hi, it's me. Listen, I've made a terrible error of judgement. 391 00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:08,867 You were right about Helen. 392 00:24:09,067 --> 00:24:11,233 What, she's not an electrician, is she? 393 00:24:11,367 --> 00:24:14,233 (MUTTERS) What the... I knew it. It's just one big lie. 394 00:24:14,367 --> 00:24:18,067 (STUTTERS) No, I've started something, I thought I was doing something good but... 395 00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:20,633 Helen and the others, they're killing people. 396 00:24:20,767 --> 00:24:23,467 They almost got Finn. I've got to stop them. 397 00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:26,867 No, no, no, no. (STAMMERS) Where are you now? 398 00:24:27,067 --> 00:24:28,867 Listen, I just want you to know 399 00:24:30,300 --> 00:24:32,100 I'm sorry. 400 00:24:32,233 --> 00:24:35,500 (STAMMERING) And I should never have left you. We belong together. I'm... 401 00:24:35,633 --> 00:24:37,867 Where are you? Tell me where you are. 402 00:24:38,067 --> 00:24:39,633 I'll come and get you then, can't I, where are you? 403 00:24:39,767 --> 00:24:41,267 I love you, man. 404 00:24:43,167 --> 00:24:44,900 Hello... Oh, for fuck's sake. 405 00:24:45,067 --> 00:24:46,900 -What's going on, Rudy? -It's Rudy Two. 406 00:24:47,067 --> 00:24:51,333 He says his electrician girlfriend's freaking killing people, for Christ's sake. 407 00:24:51,467 --> 00:24:53,833 (PANTING) You're not going to believe this. 408 00:24:53,967 --> 00:24:58,067 Those community service pricks, fucking little fuckers... 409 00:24:58,900 --> 00:25:00,233 They tried to kill me. 410 00:25:00,367 --> 00:25:02,633 Well, they chose the wrong day to do that, Finley. 411 00:25:04,267 --> 00:25:06,067 Cause I'm feeling very hormonal. 412 00:25:28,467 --> 00:25:29,433 They're coming. 413 00:25:30,500 --> 00:25:31,767 I suppose you better kill 'em. 414 00:25:36,067 --> 00:25:37,900 Okay, as I see it, 415 00:25:38,067 --> 00:25:40,433 we're getting into a fight with people with much better super powers than us. 416 00:25:41,067 --> 00:25:42,067 Define better. 417 00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:43,667 Flying. 418 00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:44,933 He's got a point. 419 00:25:45,067 --> 00:25:46,233 (WIND WHOOSHING) 420 00:25:46,367 --> 00:25:48,633 That is actually, very impressive. 421 00:25:48,767 --> 00:25:52,067 Oh my God, that is... That's a man flying. 422 00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:55,333 That's like roller-skating cats, I never thought I'd see that, not in my lifetime. 423 00:25:56,333 --> 00:25:57,733 What's the plan? 424 00:25:57,867 --> 00:25:59,167 (STUTTERS) Do we have a plan? 425 00:26:01,100 --> 00:26:02,400 Running's the plan. 426 00:26:02,533 --> 00:26:03,733 There's no escaping from him. 427 00:26:05,333 --> 00:26:06,633 (GROANING) 428 00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:10,733 You prick! 429 00:26:10,867 --> 00:26:12,700 All right, all right, so what I'm thinking you need to do... 430 00:26:12,833 --> 00:26:14,700 You need to mount him in mid-flight, you need to rip his jump suit off him, 431 00:26:14,833 --> 00:26:16,667 just fuck his power out of him. 432 00:26:17,367 --> 00:26:18,900 Oh, is that it? 433 00:26:19,067 --> 00:26:21,200 So I don't need to cook him a nice dinner first or anything like that? 434 00:26:21,333 --> 00:26:22,367 Bloody hell, if you think you can't do it... 435 00:26:22,500 --> 00:26:24,833 Erm, I didn't say that. I could do it. 436 00:26:24,967 --> 00:26:27,800 Erm, I don't think you could. 437 00:26:27,933 --> 00:26:30,200 Seriously, what is your idea? 438 00:26:30,333 --> 00:26:32,233 (MIMICS CHICKEN) 439 00:26:32,367 --> 00:26:34,067 (CLATTERING) 440 00:26:34,167 --> 00:26:36,200 It's amazing what you can goad people into. 441 00:26:36,333 --> 00:26:38,900 Vanity and pride has been the undoing of many a great man, Finley. 442 00:26:39,067 --> 00:26:40,900 Roy Castle. God rest his soul. 443 00:26:41,067 --> 00:26:42,233 He died of cancer, Rudy. 444 00:26:42,367 --> 00:26:43,833 I thought he tap danced himself to death. 445 00:26:54,500 --> 00:26:55,733 Oh, my God. Get off! 446 00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:01,933 (LAUGHING) 447 00:27:03,333 --> 00:27:05,067 Oh my God, he's actually doing it. 448 00:27:05,167 --> 00:27:06,467 Go on! You can do it! 449 00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:09,167 -Never doubted you, man. -Go on, you handsome barman. 450 00:27:09,300 --> 00:27:11,067 (GRUNTING) 451 00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:14,167 Fucking superhero! 452 00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:19,567 Oh shit! 453 00:27:19,700 --> 00:27:21,067 He didn't think this through. 454 00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:23,233 Flap your arms! Flap! 455 00:27:26,267 --> 00:27:28,167 (BOTH SCREAMING) 456 00:27:38,067 --> 00:27:39,300 Handsome barman? 457 00:27:40,300 --> 00:27:41,600 (CHEERING) 458 00:27:45,067 --> 00:27:46,333 Oh, dude. 459 00:27:47,067 --> 00:27:48,367 Told you I could do it. 460 00:28:01,133 --> 00:28:02,300 You betrayed me. 461 00:28:02,433 --> 00:28:04,100 I never meant you to find out. 462 00:28:04,933 --> 00:28:06,333 Look, I can explain. 463 00:28:06,467 --> 00:28:07,900 I loved you. 464 00:28:08,933 --> 00:28:10,600 With all my heart. 465 00:28:15,333 --> 00:28:16,333 I'm sorry. 466 00:28:23,167 --> 00:28:25,067 Will you wait here? 467 00:28:25,167 --> 00:28:27,133 -I want to help. -I know you want to help. 468 00:28:27,267 --> 00:28:28,900 But you've got to look after him. 469 00:28:30,567 --> 00:28:32,833 Listen, I know he's not mine, 470 00:28:34,633 --> 00:28:38,767 but I will love him like he was my own, if that's what you want. 471 00:28:38,900 --> 00:28:41,500 (STUTTERS) Don't answer it now, just... 472 00:28:43,533 --> 00:28:45,700 Think about it, yeah? 473 00:28:49,667 --> 00:28:50,633 Rudy. 474 00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:54,800 Be careful. 475 00:28:56,100 --> 00:28:58,667 'Course I'll be careful. 476 00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:03,333 Careful's my middle name, Rudy Careful Jeffrey Wade. 477 00:29:25,367 --> 00:29:27,100 (BABY CRYING) 478 00:29:27,233 --> 00:29:28,567 Oh, come on. 479 00:29:29,533 --> 00:29:30,900 It's all right. 480 00:29:31,633 --> 00:29:33,233 All right, come on. 481 00:29:36,667 --> 00:29:38,733 You worried about Rudy? Hmm? 482 00:29:40,900 --> 00:29:41,900 Me, too. 483 00:29:44,067 --> 00:29:45,167 It's okay. 484 00:29:47,133 --> 00:29:48,400 You'll be all right. 485 00:29:51,733 --> 00:29:53,233 Don't do that to me. 486 00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:00,133 What are you doing to me? 487 00:30:12,900 --> 00:30:13,933 Shh. Shh. 488 00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:17,233 (WHISPERS) I heard something. 489 00:30:17,367 --> 00:30:18,700 -What? -Shh! 490 00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:20,733 (RATTLING) 491 00:30:24,733 --> 00:30:26,267 Follow me. 492 00:30:37,067 --> 00:30:38,233 (GASPS) 493 00:30:39,167 --> 00:30:40,200 Uh... 494 00:30:43,333 --> 00:30:45,033 You won't have realised this about me. 495 00:30:47,533 --> 00:30:48,500 But I'm gay. 496 00:30:50,433 --> 00:30:51,867 (SIGHS) 497 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:55,700 I am a beautiful, and proud, 498 00:30:56,467 --> 00:30:58,467 gay, probation worker. 499 00:31:03,267 --> 00:31:04,300 So am I. 500 00:31:06,133 --> 00:31:07,233 (CLEARS THROAT) 501 00:31:13,267 --> 00:31:14,500 (GROANS) 502 00:31:32,067 --> 00:31:33,333 (GLASS SHATTERING) 503 00:31:42,267 --> 00:31:43,433 (RATTLING) 504 00:31:46,067 --> 00:31:48,333 What if she's camouflaged herself as a pigeon? 505 00:31:50,367 --> 00:31:52,300 You can't camouflage yourself as a pigeon. 506 00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:55,667 Dimensions are all wrong. 507 00:31:55,800 --> 00:32:00,467 A horse, a donkey, an alpaca, maybe. 508 00:32:01,067 --> 00:32:03,367 A pigeon, no. 509 00:32:10,533 --> 00:32:12,367 She stabbed me, she fucking stabbed me. 510 00:32:14,067 --> 00:32:15,167 You bitch! 511 00:32:30,867 --> 00:32:31,867 Wasn't her. 512 00:32:33,733 --> 00:32:35,067 (SCREAMS) 513 00:32:38,300 --> 00:32:39,567 (GROANING) 514 00:32:40,900 --> 00:32:42,400 -That's not good. -(GAGGING) 515 00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:49,667 We're going to find you. 516 00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:51,533 And we're going to fucking kill you. 517 00:32:53,300 --> 00:32:54,800 (GROANS) 518 00:32:54,933 --> 00:32:57,067 -No! -You killed Sam. 519 00:32:57,167 --> 00:32:59,867 -What's that? -You killed Sam...(SCREAMS) 520 00:33:04,500 --> 00:33:05,667 Whoa! (LAUGHS) 521 00:33:06,367 --> 00:33:07,633 Oh, dude. 522 00:33:07,767 --> 00:33:10,100 Did you see that? That's a G flat. 523 00:33:10,233 --> 00:33:12,633 Because she's flat and her fucking name begins with G. 524 00:33:12,767 --> 00:33:14,433 Her name's Karen. 525 00:33:17,267 --> 00:33:18,500 Wait, wait, wait... 526 00:33:18,633 --> 00:33:21,200 Don't, please. 527 00:33:21,333 --> 00:33:22,700 You don't have to be a part of this. 528 00:33:22,833 --> 00:33:25,833 Well, I am a part of this. I am a part of him. 529 00:33:25,967 --> 00:33:28,233 -Fuck me. -Please. 530 00:33:28,367 --> 00:33:31,633 Just walk away, fuck these losers, they've got it coming. 531 00:33:31,767 --> 00:33:34,833 I'm sorry, but if you're going to kill him, you're going to have to kill me as well. 532 00:33:35,900 --> 00:33:37,767 You're choosing him over me. 533 00:33:38,900 --> 00:33:40,267 Yeah, I am. 534 00:33:41,133 --> 00:33:42,700 He treated you like shit. 535 00:33:44,700 --> 00:33:46,067 Don't I mean anything to you? 536 00:33:46,133 --> 00:33:48,900 You mean the world to me. 537 00:33:49,067 --> 00:33:51,967 You know you do. (STUTTERS) You betrayed me. 538 00:33:52,100 --> 00:33:53,800 I did not betray you. 539 00:33:59,700 --> 00:34:02,467 I know I haven't always appreciated you. 540 00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:08,100 But the truth is, I feel... I feel hollow, 541 00:34:09,300 --> 00:34:11,067 like an empty can of Tizer. 542 00:34:11,733 --> 00:34:13,100 You complete me. 543 00:34:13,233 --> 00:34:14,567 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 544 00:34:16,700 --> 00:34:18,267 That's Jerry Maguire. 545 00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:19,533 Yeah. 546 00:34:20,667 --> 00:34:22,100 I miss you, dude. 547 00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:25,533 Come here. 548 00:34:39,667 --> 00:34:43,567 Together we are twice as strong, 549 00:34:43,700 --> 00:34:46,500 twice as intelligent, and we are twice as freakin' handsome. 550 00:34:46,633 --> 00:34:49,900 And there is fucking nothing you can do to us. 551 00:34:50,067 --> 00:34:51,367 I can kill you. 552 00:34:53,567 --> 00:34:54,567 Well... 553 00:34:56,133 --> 00:34:57,933 It's just the problem, though, isn't it? 554 00:34:58,067 --> 00:35:01,400 You electrician, you just think you can play God, don't you? 555 00:35:01,533 --> 00:35:02,867 Well, no, sir. 556 00:35:05,633 --> 00:35:11,533 I've got news for you, pal. People are more complicated than plugs. 557 00:35:11,667 --> 00:35:15,133 Look at yourself. You just think everyone's a toaster, don't you? 558 00:35:15,267 --> 00:35:17,700 You're a fucking idiot. 559 00:35:17,833 --> 00:35:20,533 Well, just give it your fucking best shock, 'cause I've got rubber soles. 560 00:35:21,867 --> 00:35:23,367 -(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) -(SCREAMING) 561 00:35:25,167 --> 00:35:26,433 (SCREAMS) 562 00:35:30,067 --> 00:35:31,133 Rudy! 563 00:35:32,133 --> 00:35:33,200 -(GROANS) -Come on. 564 00:35:33,333 --> 00:35:35,233 I deliberately pissed myself. 565 00:35:35,367 --> 00:35:38,400 You've just been killed by my weak infantile bladder. 566 00:35:38,533 --> 00:35:39,767 (LAUGHS) 567 00:35:42,733 --> 00:35:44,200 Hold it now, we can fix this. 568 00:35:45,167 --> 00:35:46,367 How do we fix it? 569 00:35:46,500 --> 00:35:48,433 Rudy? Rudy! 570 00:35:50,500 --> 00:35:52,300 Oh, look at you. (CHUCKLES) 571 00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:55,767 You're so beautiful. 572 00:35:55,900 --> 00:35:59,267 (SOBBING) No, no. You can't do this, I need you. 573 00:36:00,233 --> 00:36:01,933 I've got something for you. 574 00:36:07,567 --> 00:36:09,467 -I need a coin. -Yeah. 575 00:36:11,900 --> 00:36:13,100 Thanks. 576 00:36:18,133 --> 00:36:21,133 Three melons. Oh God, I've done it. (CHUCKLES) 577 00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:24,333 I've beaten the odds. 578 00:36:24,467 --> 00:36:25,867 FINN: Keep 'em there, in your hand. 579 00:36:27,233 --> 00:36:28,967 There is a quid on there. 580 00:36:31,100 --> 00:36:32,967 Make sure you look after that baby. 581 00:36:37,833 --> 00:36:40,367 Rudy? No, no, no, no. 582 00:36:48,067 --> 00:36:50,067 I think I'm going to be all right. 583 00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:56,500 Rudy. 584 00:37:02,067 --> 00:37:03,200 FINN: Rudy. 585 00:37:09,500 --> 00:37:11,400 I should have told him. 586 00:37:13,367 --> 00:37:16,367 I should have told him that I loved him. Why didn't I tell him? 587 00:37:18,167 --> 00:37:19,400 He knew. 588 00:37:20,967 --> 00:37:22,133 He knew. 589 00:37:22,267 --> 00:37:23,500 (BABY CRYING) 590 00:37:23,633 --> 00:37:25,467 Oh, come on, shh. 591 00:37:27,867 --> 00:37:29,367 What you gonna do? 592 00:37:31,633 --> 00:37:33,133 I'm going home. 593 00:38:03,900 --> 00:38:05,333 There you go. 594 00:38:13,700 --> 00:38:15,600 I'm doing this for you. 595 00:38:24,167 --> 00:38:25,200 Hi. 596 00:38:27,267 --> 00:38:28,500 It's me. 597 00:38:29,067 --> 00:38:30,600 (DOOR OPENING) 598 00:38:33,900 --> 00:38:35,067 Jess. 599 00:38:46,067 --> 00:38:47,133 Jess. 600 00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:00,700 Jess, Jess! 601 00:39:01,667 --> 00:39:03,400 No! No, no, no, no. 602 00:39:03,533 --> 00:39:05,533 Jess, no, no, you can't do this. 603 00:39:07,333 --> 00:39:08,833 I won't let you. 604 00:39:08,967 --> 00:39:10,733 You're mine. (SOBBING) 605 00:39:13,733 --> 00:39:15,733 -(LAUGHING) -Scratch card? 606 00:39:16,967 --> 00:39:18,467 It's genius. Why didn't I think of that? 607 00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:19,967 Well, not everyone's as blessed in the brains 608 00:39:20,100 --> 00:39:21,967 and trousers department as I am, are they? 609 00:39:22,700 --> 00:39:24,267 (MOBILE CHIMING) 610 00:39:29,767 --> 00:39:31,500 Hi, it's me. 611 00:39:31,633 --> 00:39:35,067 Listen carefully because there are some things that you need to know. 612 00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:39,333 I know this sounds weird but you're going to have the baby. 613 00:39:40,433 --> 00:39:42,900 He's beautiful. 614 00:39:43,067 --> 00:39:46,067 Listen, you're gonna meet this guy, his name's Luke. 615 00:39:48,733 --> 00:39:50,333 Can I buy you a drink? 616 00:39:58,433 --> 00:40:02,167 JESS: You have to have sex with him or the baby will never exist. 617 00:40:06,967 --> 00:40:08,700 We'll always be together. 618 00:40:08,833 --> 00:40:10,500 JESS: But Luke is a psycho. 619 00:40:10,633 --> 00:40:12,000 (GASPS) 620 00:40:18,267 --> 00:40:19,600 JESS: After you have sex with him, 621 00:40:19,733 --> 00:40:22,533 you have to kill him, or he will never let you go. 622 00:40:40,100 --> 00:40:42,500 Rudy loves you and your baby. 623 00:40:42,633 --> 00:40:45,200 So stop being such a stubborn bitch and forgive him. 624 00:40:57,633 --> 00:40:59,267 Don't fuck it up. 625 00:41:02,900 --> 00:41:04,067 What's going on? 626 00:41:07,833 --> 00:41:09,967 Do you know, I honestly thought... 627 00:41:10,100 --> 00:41:13,067 I thought I could do something. 628 00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:16,667 (STUTTERS) Achieve something on me own. 629 00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:18,567 Honestly, what an idiot. 630 00:41:18,700 --> 00:41:20,333 (STUTTERS) What you talking about? 631 00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:25,667 Jess has just come back from the future. 632 00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:26,800 (SCORNS) 633 00:41:26,933 --> 00:41:29,300 And she said this whole superhero thing. 634 00:41:29,433 --> 00:41:31,800 You just... It gets completely out of control. 635 00:41:31,933 --> 00:41:35,333 I mean, you... You end up killing people. 636 00:41:35,467 --> 00:41:36,533 Lots of them. 637 00:41:36,667 --> 00:41:38,933 And then we all die... 638 00:41:40,500 --> 00:41:43,133 Horribly. 639 00:41:43,267 --> 00:41:48,633 This is what happens when you base your future around a jumper, for God's sake. 640 00:41:49,733 --> 00:41:51,600 Freakin' knit wear. 641 00:41:51,733 --> 00:41:52,700 Hey. 642 00:41:57,167 --> 00:41:58,300 Maybe... 643 00:41:59,700 --> 00:42:02,700 We should go travelling together, instead. 644 00:42:05,167 --> 00:42:06,367 Me and you. 645 00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:08,333 Really? 646 00:42:08,467 --> 00:42:10,067 (SIGHS) I'd like that. 647 00:42:30,500 --> 00:42:31,933 Here's to the future. 648 00:42:32,067 --> 00:42:34,300 Oh, about the future, 649 00:42:34,833 --> 00:42:36,167 I've just been. 650 00:42:36,300 --> 00:42:37,833 Am I a shepherd? 651 00:42:37,967 --> 00:42:39,533 Erm... 652 00:42:39,667 --> 00:42:43,133 You are holding a golf sale sign, 653 00:42:43,267 --> 00:42:46,567 for a golf sale that doesn't exist. 654 00:42:46,700 --> 00:42:48,500 You're still working behind the bar. 655 00:42:49,700 --> 00:42:53,700 And you are a trainee probation worker. 656 00:42:53,833 --> 00:42:55,167 Fuck off. 657 00:42:55,300 --> 00:42:57,667 (STUTTERS) Honest... Shame on you, Finley. 658 00:42:57,800 --> 00:42:59,333 Deep humiliating shame. 659 00:42:59,467 --> 00:43:01,300 I'm a multimillionaire, aren't I? 660 00:43:01,433 --> 00:43:02,867 Got 'em. No, no, no, don't tell me. 661 00:43:03,067 --> 00:43:05,400 Don't tell me, I want it to be a surprise. 662 00:43:05,533 --> 00:43:07,133 Wink twice, for yes. 663 00:43:07,267 --> 00:43:10,200 You win a quid, piss yourself and then you get electrocuted. 664 00:43:12,267 --> 00:43:13,300 Colour me disappointed. 665 00:43:15,067 --> 00:43:17,567 I'm just saying, unless we want to spend the rest of our lives 666 00:43:17,700 --> 00:43:19,667 as these underachieving fuck-ups, then maybe we should think about 667 00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:21,867 actually doing something with our powers. 668 00:43:22,067 --> 00:43:24,633 What you mean, like, open up a fast food restaurant? 669 00:43:24,767 --> 00:43:28,333 No, I mean like becoming proper superheroes. 670 00:43:28,467 --> 00:43:30,533 Good ones that do good shit. 671 00:43:30,667 --> 00:43:33,667 Superheroes, I'm up for that. 672 00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:35,900 I'm might have to make a few modifications. 673 00:43:36,067 --> 00:43:37,867 Just on me costume... Just on account of me. 674 00:43:38,067 --> 00:43:40,267 I've got irritable bowel syndrome. 675 00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:43,367 And shitting in lycra is how I got banned from the gym. 676 00:43:43,500 --> 00:43:46,233 No offence, but you lot... 677 00:43:46,367 --> 00:43:47,767 Superheroes? 678 00:43:49,933 --> 00:43:50,933 Fuck it. 679 00:43:51,933 --> 00:43:53,433 All right, yeah, let's do it. 680 00:43:54,700 --> 00:43:57,633 This could be the start of something huge. 681 00:43:59,733 --> 00:44:00,933 I can feel it in me nut sack. 682 00:44:15,433 --> 00:44:17,067 (THUNDER RUMBLING)